A lover scorned

They are saying it’s “falling” in love since you finally hit the bottom. If a current bump has you feeling vindictive, Yacht Membership Video games may need the catharsis for you. They’re internet hosting a Valentine’s Day occasion by way of the Steam model of Shovel Knight: Pocket Dungeon that will provide you with the chance to squash your ex just like the horrible insect they’re.

The concept is straightforward. Ship within the title of the thing of your derision by way of a Google Survey I’ll hyperlink under earlier than February thirteenth. All the names might be collected and dropped into and upcoming preview replace. Then, on Valentine’s Day, the Beetos that spawn might be renamed with monikers from the record of ex-lovers. That’ll train them to play video games together with your coronary heart.

Listed here are the small print:

1. Ship us your ex’s first title by way of this Google Survey by 2/13!
2. We’ll enter the entire submitted names into our upcoming Puzzler’s Pack DLC Early Preview replace on Steam.
3. On Valentine’s Day (02/14/23), the squashing spree will start!
4. This Steam-only occasion is all for enjoyable, so we’ll take away all of the names after the occasion. The occasion will formally finish on 2/15/23!

The occasion is free, as long as you personal Shovel Knight: Pocket Dungeon on Steam, so it’s the proper time to get again at Chad for sleeping together with your cousin at your grandfather’s funeral. Or no matter it’s he did.

I don’t actually have the necessity to squash any of my exes. They have an inclination to vary from, “nicely, that was unlucky,” to, “I’d quite simply by no means see them once more.” Nevertheless, my relationship life was quite uneventful, so possibly you’ve bought somebody who deserves to be flattened.

Shovel Knight: Pocket Dungeon is on the market on PC, Mac, PS4, and Swap, however the Squash your Ex occasion is unique to the Steam model.