Do you know Common Brasch can use an Eagle 500kg Bomb as a grenade? Sure, the person behind these navy coaching movies has led a extra storied life than chances are you’ll imagine. Common Brasch is turning into a legend among the many Helldivers 2 neighborhood, and his story is barely getting began.

The Brasch info, or maybe the “True Tales of Common Brasch,” appear to have originated with this submit on the official Helldivers 2 subreddit earlier within the week. Reddit person GraeyRebis dropped a handful of inconceivable Brasch tales, resembling my favourite: “Common Brasch as soon as killed 7 Chargers with a Railgun. After which he reloaded.” The Helldivers 2 neighborhood was rapidly impressed so as to add to the legacy of Common Brasch.

The official Helldivers 2 account on X (previously Twitter) additionally joined in, sharing this positively true story of Tremendous Earth’s mightiest hero:

Common Brasch turns Frequent Samples into Tremendous Samples by observing them

For these sufficiently old to recollect the bygone days of the web, these tall tales might really feel a bit… acquainted. The “Chuck Norris Details” meme is a basic web yarn that — practically 20 years in the past — turned the previous TV star right into a god who might beat the solar in a staring contest. With Common Brasch now being elevated to legendary standing, we are able to say with confidence that point is certainly a flat circle.

Clearly, it’s all in enjoyable. I’ve been scrolling by means of Brasch info on Reddit, having an excellent chuckle whereas sipping tea (the Liber variety, with lemon). A few of the tales are lifted from the Norris period, however refreshed with a Helldivers twist, whereas others could also be Brasch originals.

Listed here are some good ones:

• “Common Brasch as soon as threw an influence grenade and killed 20 rocket devastators. Then it exploded.”
• “Common Brasch’s beard trimmer requires heavy armor penetration to be efficient.”
• “Kids examine beneath their beds at night time for Automatons. Automatons examine beneath their beds at night time for Common Brasch.”
• “The primary use of the orbital gatling barrage was simply Common Brasch firing his service pistol from a open hangar bay in his ship.”
• “Common Brasch doesn’t truly helldive onto the planet – the planet rushes as much as meet his toes as an alternative.”

Remember to try the tales when you possibly can. I hear that studying the Common Brasch tales makes it so Helldivers 2 gamers develop into extra proof against the over-tuned fireplace.