Simply Crow Issues is the most recent chaotic sport launch from Unbound Creations, the studio who additionally introduced us such gems as Rain on Your Parade and Leafblower Man. I wasn’t anticipating a lot once I downloaded the Steam Subsequent Fest demo, however what I bought was so significantly better than I may have imagined.

In Simply Crow Issues, you play as a Crow, which must be fairly apparent given the title. In case you’ve performed Rain on Your Parade at any level, you’ll know what to anticipate from Simply Crow Issues, however when you haven’t, let me clarify. 

As your customizable Crow (mine seems like a Hen), you’ll be able to fly round completely different ranges and trigger havoc. You possibly can poop on unsuspecting people under at will, steal shiny objects, and use instruments resembling a Flamethrower, an animal summoning musical flute, and an overpowered Leafblower. And when you occur to discover a Espresso, you’ll be able to drink it for momentary limitless poop. 

It’s your job to assist different animals that you simply meet, finishing quests as you go about your day wrecking enterprise. By finishing these quests, you’re working in the direction of rising your Crowputation, proving your price to the neighborhood bully Crows who stole your loved ones heirloom sun shades. No, severely. You additionally get rewards for finishing ranges, which principally appear to be further hats in your Crow.

You solely have a restricted quantity of poop saved up in your tiny little Crow physique. However don’t fear, consuming fruit will regenerate poops, permitting you to rain down some good (or unhealthy) luck for a human under. You possibly can eat Beans too, however this may flip your poops into farts, which offer you a small quantity of increase as you fly or stroll. 

There are additionally several types of poops obtainable to unlock, resembling hearth poop and ice poop. Every of those several types of poop solely serves to extend the quantity of chaos attributable to your Crow butt, including to the hilarity. 

There’s additionally a reasonably enjoyable digital camera mode, which lets you not solely roam concerning the ranges freely (together with via the ground or buildings), but in addition permits you to transfer your Crow freely into any place you want. There’s some enjoyable available, there.

At one level throughout the demo of Simply Crow Issues, I stumbled throughout the bodily manifestation of Steam Subsequent Fest, which is becoming, contemplating the truth that Simply Crow Issues is included as a part of the occasion. I’m sorry to say that I utterly destroyed the digital bodily model, which was oddly satisfying, although it did go away a quite big fiery mess behind. 

You don’t strictly want a controller to play, although I’d strongly advocate it if in case you have one at hand. The one difficulty I’ve confronted up to now is the shortcoming to show down the amount of Sound Results, which is a matter when you don’t need your loved ones understanding that you simply’re taking part in a sport a couple of chook with digestive points. Aside from that, although, Simply Crow Issues has been a heap of enjoyable and I can’t wait to return for extra. 

It’s to not be taken severely, by any stretch of the creativeness. However with that mentioned, it’s the right sport when you’re in search of one thing which doesn’t require you to assume an excessive amount of, or when you’ve had a foul day and wish to vent your frustration from above. Whereas there’s just one degree within the demo, the complete sport guarantees journeys to New York Metropolis and Egypt, amongst different locations, and I can’t wait to poop my approach throughout each degree.