What’s a person? A depressing pile of smooches!

It could be Valentine’s Day, however we’re going to have to attend a bit longer for that love blood to hit the water. The Deep Finish Video games and 2124 Publishing has introduced that Romancelvania, their unholy cross-breed of Metroidvania and relationship sim, will likely be hitting the bedsheets March 7, 2023.

Romancelvania introduces us to a Dracula whose confidence continues to be laid up after a savage beating by the hands of the Van Helsing clan. Their lover left them, their minions don’t respect them, and evil simply doesn’t have the identical attraction anymore. Dying will get fed up with this pity get together and units Dracula up with their very own relationship present. It’s time to select from 12 “fortunate” singles and assist the darkish lord (or girl) get their mojo again. Peer strain is the confirmed method to flip a spark right into a flame.

Gameplay is a intelligent mixture of gated exploration and choice-driven dialogue. You’re given the choice to decide on a physique kind, and the relationship choices cowl no matter it’s you’re into, whether or not you’re extra a Medusa or werewolf sort of particular person. The entire affair is absolutely voiced, which is an appreciated bit of additional effort.

It looks like concurrently ceaselessly and never that way back that I performed the demo and got here away impressed however skeptical. The entire idea looks as if it is going to be extraordinarily tough to get proper, given the quantity of participant company accessible and the 2 disparate genres which might be making an attempt to be married. Nevertheless, nothing in regards to the demo implied that The Deep Finish Video games is in over the depth, so offered the remainder of the sport matches the bar set by the sooner peek we bought, then we’re in for an actual deal with.

Romancelvania is out on PS5, Xbox Collection X|S, and PC on March 7.