Not offered on Ultimate Fantasy VII Rebirth and/or on the darkish magics that make prompt noodles work but? Then good luck with that going ahead, as Nissin simply launched an advert the place a Catboy Sephiroth makes use of his ever-sexy voice to bully Cloud into slurping down on some Donbei Udon noodles — and he complies.

We couldn’t totally grasp the greatness contained within the advert as a result of it was solely out in Japanese up till now, however we will now thank Twitter consumer Aitaikimochi for deciphering this masterwork for English-speaking audiences.

Sephiroth: Shall I provide you with…donbei udon?

I can not imagine they really reanimated these #FF7R scenes and had Sephiroth’s voice actor do a business for Donbei Udon.

Here is the English subs by me lmao 🦊🦊🦊 pic.twitter.com/Q415BvKGit

— ☆オードリーAudrey☆ (@aitaikimochi) February 28, 2024

These quick seconds function higher drama, stress, and total route than most of the cutscenes from Ultimate Fantasy VII Remake. This is likely one of the finest advertisements ever made.

A Twitter consumer goes even additional, mainly saying that we simply witnessed historical past being made, as we noticed furry Sephiroth calling Cloud a great boy after getting him to give up to the style of Nissin noodles. 

DID FURRY SEPHIROTH CALL CLOUD A GOOD BOY AFTER MAKING HIM SLURP SOMETHING UP?!

— Doodle/DLuffy (@Vacer23) February 28, 2024

How are you going to not instantly forgive no matter loss of life Sephiroth could trigger after that?

In the event you’re a true Ultimate Fantasy fan, then you definately’re certainly conscious that this isn’t the sequence’ first collab with Nissin. Who can overlook not simply all the attractive product placement throughout the recreation itself, however particularly the hilarious Nissin Cup Noodle advertisements featured in Ultimate Fantasy XV’s promo marketing campaign? 

Some may need been led to imagine that the 2 corporations’ sacred advert bond may need been dispelled a while in the past. We didn’t see FF XVI’s characters surrendering to those tender delicacies in any of the sport’s advertisements, and that was troubling.

I’m blissful to see that this bond is seemingly stronger than ever — and I imply that with all my capitalism-obliterated coronary heart. I are likely to detest product placement and model crossovers as a lot as you hopefully do. This stuff are likely to cheapen the product and taint the artwork, however these are a lot enjoyable that I can’t assist however see them as an artwork type, in and of themselves.

You possibly can play Ultimate Fantasy VII Rebirth on PlayStation 5 tomorrow, February twenty ninth, and you’ll hopefully get a bunch of Nissin noodles for a less expensive value proper now.