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Futurlab has revealed its plans for the transcendental dad-game Powerwash Simulator for the remainder of 2023. Whereas quite a lot of these plans are presently simply winks and eyebrow wiggles, it would at the least provide you with an thought of what to stay up for.

Probably the most concrete of plans is patch 1.2, which brings further jobs and updates previous ones to increase Powerwash Simulator’s mystifyingly deep lore. That is coming April 18, 2023, which is simply across the nook, so that you gained’t have to attend lengthy. This patch might be adopted by one other free content material pack each quarter, together with a “seasonal” one. Whereas that may in all probability be Christmas Themed, I’d like to power-wash the feathers off a turkey.

Hop within the van. We’re occurring a highway journey! ?️ Here is what’s coming in 2023 – we will not wait to disclose extra!? pic.twitter.com/wx45O4TDze

— PowerWash Simulator (@PowerWashSim) April 12, 2023

Together with that is three paid DLC packs for Powerwash Simulator. They haven’t actually mentioned a lot on what these will contain, however they do say that they’ll take you outdoors the fictional county of Muckington to “all types of recent and thrilling locations.” House? The underside of the ocean? How does an influence washer work in a pressurized atmosphere? Like regular, I’m guessing.

The most important wink, nevertheless, is simply “thrilling information.” Ooo. I guess it’s VR, which actually isn’t thrilling to somebody like me. Somebody who doesn’t personal a VR headset.

There’s additionally a bodily model of the sport on the best way for consoles. I say “bodily,” however the Change model is only a obtain key, which is simply… I don’t see the purpose. I ought to completely purchase my dad the PS4 model, although.

I like Powerwash Simulator, although. It’s like a much less janky model of Viscera Cleanup Element. I can barely preserve my kitchen clear, however you’ll be able to guess I’ll get each nook and cranny in the event you give me factors for it.

Powerwash Simulator is offered for PC, Xbox One, Xbox Sequence X, PS4, PS5, and Change.