Final Attracts

Okay, so this final tarot prediction entry is operating late, however we nonetheless have weeks of streams so we’re principally secure. My life has been in constructive upheavals with minor accidents. Sprained wrists, purple wine, damaged pinky toe, rose incense, rugburn, neat Etsy stuff, and breaking the subsequent toe over. That final one was this morning.

My life has been an Alanis Morissette music as I’ve tried to get these summer time stream tarot readings executed. No, not that one. It’s “Hand in My Pocket.”

Anyway, right here’s the final set of readings. A whopping 9 to shut this out. In the event you missed the earlier posts, yow will discover Half 1 right here and Half 2 right here.

Punished Nietzsche asks: Will that rumored Marvel combating sport by Netherrealm studios present up?

Playing cards drawn: Eight of Power, Six of Charisma, 9 of Charisma reversed.

The Eight of Power, like a Belmont on the stairs to Dracula’s throne room, suggests a bunch of heroes has neared the top of their quest. They’ve grown robust, transferring from power to extra power — like Laborious Drive persevering with to dunk on Elon Musk.

They’ve executed the correct issues, fought the nice struggle and a Six of Charisma says they’ve returned the grace and generosity others have proven them with a lot gratitude. Now the princess should be saved.

However with the aim in attain, a phenomenal pirate queen pulls them off-course. She’s hiring, you see. She’s seen them in mortal fight. She’s witnessed their deeds and thinks they might be an important addition to her crew. They agree and overlook in regards to the princess for the reason that pirate queen pays higher.

The reversed 9 of Charisma will be about getting distracted and materialism, in order that tracks.

If a Marvel combating sport was occurring, you’d suppose they’d struggle DC heroes. A lot of licensing and copyright points, although, which is why there’s now a hero named after Gomer Pyle’s catch phrase and Crimson Sonja doesn’t hang around with Spider-Man anymore.

NetherRealm might be sticking to Mortal Kombat.

Sam van der Meer asks: Pikmin 4?

Playing cards drawn: Queen of Charisma, Three of Intelligence, Ace of Intelligence reversed

The Queen of Charisma welcomes you residence to a heat, hearty meal. Pies, fruit, cool ranch potato wedges, mead, espresso… it appears she additionally has no matter snack or beverage you’d like on-hand.

However the Three of Swords is a woodland nymph on the desk and she or he weeps as a result of these potato wedges and grapes had been as soon as her mates. She has recollections of planting them, cultivating them, happening adventures with them, and telling them tales at a campfire along with her space-dwelling mates Olimar, Minsc, and Boo.

She seems to be on in horror because the drunken wizard — or reversed Ace of Intelligence — asks for extra cool ranch potato wedges and mead earlier than passing out.

Pikmin is on the minds of and within the hearts of many, however it could even be a Diablo Immortal state of affairs. An pleasing, technically sound pseudo-sequel that goes cell after which exploits what you like for more cash and a spotlight.

Lawman asks: Metroid Prime 4 and a brand new F-Zero.
Cygnus Rush additionally asks about Metroid Prime 4.

Playing cards drawn: Justice, Knight of Power reversed, Eight of Knowledge

Justice has arrived on the scene. Lengthy have we waited for information of Metroid Prime 4 and plainly endurance will lastly be rewarded. The bounty hunter returns!

However the Knight of Wands tripped up and fell. This can be introduced too quickly. A delay into spring 2023 might occur and we get a Metroid Prime remaster to tide us over.

Drizzle Duder on the finish right here, the Eight of Knowledge, is aware of simply because the solar is difficult for him to look upon, the reality can damage and nonetheless be stunning in the long run. For this reason 5e gave darkish elves and kobolds sun shades because the previous, racist light-sensitivity guidelines had been dumb and sucked.

The general studying says to be affected person. Please perceive.

As for F-Zero, Drizzy says maintain on to hope.

Occams asks: Will my beloved Shadow Hearts ever get an opportunity to shine within the solar once more?

Playing cards drawn: Seven of Intelligence, Eight of Charisma reversed, Judgement

The Seven of Intelligence is a shifty one. Stuffed with secrets and techniques and people secrets and techniques have secrets and techniques and likewise lies. And possibly some obfuscation as a deal with. If he instructed us something it might be to belief nobody, him particularly. He does appear to be a believable Shadow Hearts character, although.

So we’re gonna ask the reversed Eight of Charisma. She’s hit the fitness center rather a lot, and pumped numerous iron so she will pound iron and metal higher than anybody on the forge. In between her protein shakes we requested her a couple of new Shadow Hearts and she or he stated if such a factor they’ve saved it beneath wraps and are ready till it’s good, like her secret mission, the Sword of Supreme Buffness +10. Or “The Amazon’s Caress,” as she calls it.

Judgement appears to be the one one prepared to substantiate something, however he seems to be like The Spectre and tells us to look inside and replicate, for the solutions are inside us. That’s truly a really Hierophant factor to say however the Hierophant would additionally make you research to complement your spirit. This man simply says he works for the gods however doesn’t pay taxes, so I discover that recommendation suss.

Seymour asks: Will we hear Uncle Phil (Spencer) or God Howard trot out the phrase “We all know you’ve been ready to listen to extra on Starfield…”?

Playing cards drawn: Ace of Charisma, The World, Queen of Intelligence

Acquainted faces from our Explosion studying! And although I do know this arrives late, I pulled these playing cards nicely earlier than the convention.

What you’re asking is unquestionably going to be one thing Todd Howard says if the Ace of Charisma is any indication. The World agrees and stands by the dwarven Ace. The Queen of Intelligence has little so as to add however Starfield will likely be on Gamepass, which appeared apparent.

She additionally noticed me messing with Dall-E Mini and requested it what Phil Spencer and Todd Howard regarded like, so right here’s the outcomes.

Vesalius asks: Any phrase on a brand new Rocket Jockey or Nightmare Creatures?

Playing cards drawn: The Emperor, Three of Charisma, 4 of Power

Couldn’t get something from the playing cards on Rocket Jockey, although I regarded into it. To be truthful, they weren’t into the Star Wars pod racing video games, both, so rocket-powered demolition pole-dancing was off the desk.

So on to Nightmare Creatures.

A brand new journey for Nadia and Ignatius? The Emperor thinks that is an bold selection, however the Emperor might or might not be Activision since they had been the unique writer. A monkey’s paw state of affairs given additionally they sit on issues like Tenchu. The authority of the Emperor isn’t at all times an important factor.

However the bard on the Three of Charisma sings of a possibility for roguish important hits! He is also a Darkish Souls fan and gushes that From Software program might do Nightmare Creatures justice! However each FromSoft fan says that about something, even Burger Time.

4 of Power, being one other teamwork card, chimes in as FromSoft fanboys, too. They’re now going to think about and advocate FromSoft for Nightmare Creatures and likewise Burger Time.

Nightmare pickles and ketchup await.

Welshmetalhippy asks: Why is Bayonetta 3 not right here already?????

Playing cards drawn: The Star reversed, The Excessive Priestess, King of Power reversed

The reversed Star responds, “Why don’t you ask your mother?” Then it blocks you on Twitter.

The Excessive Priestess seems to be at you with serenity and calmly tells you to ask your mom. Then she says to “flock off.”

The reversed King of Power sits dejected in the dead of night in entrance of an astral projection of some match drow women modeling bathing fits as he sips on a mug of low cost beer.

Jogs my memory of Dad after the divorce, truly.

You need to ask the king about Bayonetta 3 however he narrows his eyes and you realize you need to simply go ask your mother.

Muersault asks: How can NFTs be actual if our eyes aren’t actual?

Playing cards drawn: Loss of life reversed, Ten of Power, Six of Charisma

An inverted Loss of life card speaks of concern and an lack of ability to just accept issues as they’re. If sight orbs weren’t a factor, how would a beholder be a factor? If that demon wasn’t actual, how did you’re feeling its hearth? Eyes are actual and so are NFTs, it’s simply eyes are usually not a rip-off.

NFTs annoy like imps on a dwarf’s again. They exist, however we don’t like NFTs.

A reverse Six of Charisma is about greed, being taken benefit of, and sowing nervousness and doubt. It’s in regards to the FOMO hustlers out to trick you into shopping for a torpid monkey they need nothing to do with. Except you’re Seth Inexperienced, then you’ll purchase your stolen apathy orangutan again for $300k.

Tarot playing cards are a thought train or storytelling system on the very least, even for those who don’t purchase into the divination aspect of it. And also you get neat playing cards to gather! Skilled wrestling is scripted, however the athleticism is actual as is a few of the ache — it’s simply the result is pretend.

NFTs are actual, however so are baseball playing cards. Not less than you possibly can wipe your ass with baseball playing cards with out right-clicking. I take advantage of Curt Schilling if I’m operating low on TP.

Robo Panda Z asks: Will Ways Ogre: Reborn be a reboot, a brand new title, or an eldritch abomination?

Playing cards drawn: Eight of Intelligence, The Magician reversed, The Hermit reversed

The Eight of Intelligence suggests emotions of confinement, like when you will have pissed off your spider goddess and also you’re now doing all of your finest impression of The Hanged Man when you’re trapped in her internet — however you’re nonetheless the Eight of Intelligence.

Reboots will be confining, too. As an alternative of discovering new potential, you’re typically caught beginning over or catching newcomers up. The Magician turned the other way up doesn’t care a lot for that, he aches to do one thing new or totally different.

However reversed Hermit feels it has been so, so lengthy. He’d take something. Lengthy has he waited for a Ways Ogre: Bicycle Race/Fats Bottomed Ladies, Ways Ogre: Bohemian Rhapsody, and even Ways Ogre: Below Strain! There hasn’t been a correct entry for the reason that Ways Ogre: Let Us Cling Collectively remake!

There simply aren’t many franchises that reference Queen. Holographic Freddie Mercury wants his tribute!

Anyway, that’s it for this yr. Or is it? I assume we’ll see what the playing cards need to say…

Whispering Willow

Member of the Destructoid group crew, moderator, keeper of rulebooks, hunter (or is that hoonter?), part-time Roegadyn darkish knight and aspiring queen of the fairies.
My favourite weapons are the claymore, the Mk. 22 tranquilizer pistol and the banhammer.